These are just a few things that make me go Hmmmmm.
1)When someone walks past the photo copier to hand me something to photo copy! Hmmmm Your fingers broke?
2)When a man doesn't say thank you when I hold a door open for him. Not only Hmmmm, but WTF!!! Didn't your momma teach you any manners?
3)Can you please call so and so and then patch them through to me? Hmmmm seems like it would be easier to just F**king call them yourself?
4) Setting trash on the counter next to the trash can! Hmmmm Are you really that Damn lazy?
Is my husband there?
No, he is in the restroom.
Do you think he will be long?
Hmmmm Gee, I forgot to ask him as he walked by. Maybe I should put my ear against the door and listen for a drip, grunt, or moan as to get a feel for how long he will be.
6)I am not attracted to you so we will never again have sex and I am not a communicator, but lets stay married. Hmmmm NO!
7) Can you put the address on this envelope? I went ahead and wrote the address on the sticky that is attached to the envelope for you. Hmmmm *eye roll*
8)Izz onnnlyyy had oh *sway* *hic-up* sfwon beer, Izz swwwwearr! Hmmmm
9) Ring, ring.
Yes, may I speak to the owner of the business?
He is away from the office.
Well, then are you his wife?
Hmmmm, Seriously? Why on earth would I be his wife, cause if I were the owners wife, I sure as hell wouldn't be answering the phone. I would be buying some great outfit somewhere and having my hair done.