Thursday, April 1, 2010

Virgo, the Fallen Angel

I love getting these horoscopes weekly.  They make me giggle.

Sasstrology.com

Let’s take a look at Virgo, one of the kinkiest signs around.

The symbol for Virgo is the Virgin, and it helps to keep in mind when dealing with this highly paradoxical sign. No matter how many times they’ve been around the block, Virgos always seem as fussy and particular as a first-timer. Don’t be fooled — this is only one half of this dual sign. Make no mistake: Virgo is dual, just like Gemini or Pisces, but Virgo often hides its duality, even from itself.

As an earth sign, they are less comfortable with the changeability of their mutable natures and often seek to suppress it. Part of Virgo wants to remain pristine and proper, while the other part wants to get down and dirty. Virgo enacts the tense “virgin/whore” polarity in almost all aspects of life, and this can result in some intriguing bedroom quirks, to say the least.

Foremost, Virgo is Mercury-ruled, and can build elaborate mental fences around their most taboo desires. They tend to create exacting-but-arbitrary conditions under which specific desires can be satisfied (as in “only if her name starts with P,” or “only on a Tuesday during tax season.”) If a Virgin violates her own rules, she feels unpleasantly grubby. If her conditions are met, she feels just dirty enough — she maintains her “virgin” status but has given the “whore” her due.

Both the dirt and the whore metaphors can become a literal part of Virgo’s sex life. Your Virgo may cringe in horror if you have a spot on your shirt, but then the duality strikes: you discover that she has a real lust for sex in dirty, squalid, or even demeaning locations. Or, after fainting dead away when you forget to wash your hands in the restroom, they may inform you that they’re turned on by the idea of scat play, enema play, and watersports. The contradictions can be surprising.

The Virgo influence is often found in charts of people who enjoy humiliation as part of domination scenarios: they can make great slaves. There’s also a tendency to hire sex workers, or to haunt the strip bars and peep shows — the cheaper, the better, on both counts.


Virgos are also prone to wanting two partners. This is not quite the same as Gemini’s Mercurial curiosity; the Virgo who wants two partners sincerely believes he or she needs two full-time wives, or two full-time husbands, or possibly one of each. Permanent menage a trois living situations often center around a strong Virgo, particularly a Plutonian one.

Not every Virgo-influenced lover will go to extremes. In the case of this sign, it seems that the more influence given to Virgo in the chart (especially with aspects from Saturn or Pluto) the more likely the kinks. A stand-alone Virgo Sun or Virgo Venus, for instance, may merely result in a lover who is somewhat reticent, even prudish, on the surface, but surprisingly erotic when the lights go down. Most will have their peculiarities, though, and anyone who loves them must be able to accommodate.

If you’re willing to navigate the complexities of Virgo sexuality, you’ll be rewarded with a responsive, inventive, lovable lover. This sign has its quirks, yes, but Virgo relationships are often highly devoted and emotionally rich. If you think you can handle the sexy ambivalence of a perpetually falling angel, find yourself a Virgin. The experience will be unforgettable.

Hmmmm, Not real sure that I am like this, but hell, maybe I just haven't given into it yet.

25 comments:

  1. Ha! This was great. Maybe I should look into my love horoscope. Though I pretty much know what it will say about Capricorns. sigh

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  2. Scared (read: you know I'm gonna go check now) to see what it'll say about me (and my mercurial, gemnini, nature)!!

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  3. amn and all of my life I thought Virgos were only the smartest, most beautiful, most attentive lover, best sexual partner available and sexiest.

    Now I learn I am so much more!

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  4. I was married to a Virgo. And, yes, the experience was unforgettable. *sigh*

    Still, loved the horoscope.

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  5. Hmmm, I've been involved with two Virgos and can't say this represents my experience with either of them.

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  6. OMG, my Dad is a Virgo ! I don't want to even think about his bedroom escapades.

    But is it true that Virgos like to be made love slaves ? I can't imagine you wanting to be tied down or whipped or chained up.

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  7. Oh that Sage with his comments! Very cool post to read and thanks for the link to that site.

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  8. Dang. My oldest daughter is a Virgo... hey... I probably shouldn't associate my daughter with what I just read. Eeek!

    And now I have to go look because Laura is making me wonder what they say about us Capricorns!

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  9. I wonder if I have enough cash to get me to Colorado.... hmmmmmmm

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  10. I'm a libra - apparently I'm a peacekeeper and will go to great lengths to avoid confrontation.

    Smile - yeah that's that accurate descrption of me.

    Hey two partners for a virgo could have it's advantages!!!

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  11. Good thing I'm not a Virgo then, i have enough trouble as it is!

    Secretia

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  12. A need for 2 husbands? Yep. I could definitely use an extra. Maybe Im a virgo and not a Capricorn. =)

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  13. Love this. I used to write an entertainment column called "Christine's Psychic Horoscope Connection". I loved reading about all the signs and had a last with it.

    I'm a Scorpio and we are pretty kinky too, but not as much as Virgo!

    xxo

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  14. you have an award waiting on my blog

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  15. its all in the stars they say or the stars that I can make you see...

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  16. Danielle, it's not underwear, it's my t-shirt. Those would be some mean ass granny panties. :)

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  17. wow, read your "award" on the savage's blog..people in fort collins say it's no wonder he's a starving artist

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  18. Well well. Look at me learning new things everyday. I have always had an interest in the signs, wondering if they have validity. I am interested to learn more!

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  19. Too bad you aren't an Aries....now I have to go look myself up.....

    teehee...very fun post!

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  20. Being sexually chocolate is really good!! Nothing wrong with that! I like virtigo already!

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  21. Haha I'm a virgo, and, well, you've seen my blog ;)

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