Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Someone is getting some but it isn't me


I guess it is that time of year that the fish are getting lucky in these parts. Yes, I am talking about carp, those ugly fish that live in the man made lakes around here. At least someone is getting lucky I guess!


Toots and I like to walk around a local lake and then head to the play park attached to it and some how she talked me into heading there on Sunday after I had just gotten my arse kicked in soccer. She was a trooper at my game, so I figured I owed her.

Within the first minute of our walk, we both heard a lot of splashing, so we decided to take a closer look. When I say splashing, I mean like being in a pool with ten thousand toddlers. There were (I think) 2 fish going to town on each other. They were frantically splashing about all over the place. It was a bit disturbing like I was watching fishy porn! Toots was in awe. I couldn’t pull her away from the activity (fighting is what I told her they were doing since she is only 3).

Literally, 1 hour later I had to bribe her with a fish of her own to get her to walk away from the show. So now we are the proud owners of a 2 gallon tank and two goldfish. I guess it is better than having to buy her a video called “Fishy does Family Park”

28 comments:

  1. Your last line is maybe the best one I have heard yet today, and I laughed out loud at it. And fishy porn? well. I think ALL porn is fishy, but...you know. :)

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  2. Fishy porn - HA HA HA! So, what time of year is it that 35 year old single moms in VA get lucky? I'm still waiting!

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  3. I think I saw some fish porn when I watched the LIFE series on the Discovery channel. :P What a nice mom you are buying Toots a fish of her own so maybe she can see some aquatic porn right in her own bedroom. :P

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  4. Lol! Fish-porn. Yes, *someone* (besides the fish) has been getting some - and it's not ME! :(

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  5. That's hilarious! What a great story!

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  6. Your so sweet!!! Thank you for being a supportive friend!! You are (logistic guy said) very beautiful inside and out!!! you give me hope!!!

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  7. How sad that while even ugly fish in a fake pond are fornicating, I am still not getting any, lol.

    My favorite quote from Sex and the City was Charlotte's friend Anthony "Oh Char, if you don't put something in there, it will grow over."

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  8. Love it! Know what goes really well with goldfish? A kitten! Yes, I still need to find some homes for our brood.

    Keep that sense of humor. As she gets older, you're going to need it.

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  9. LOL!!!! Enjoy your little fish. great first pets:)!

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  10. I saw birdie porn recently while sitting on the deck of a restaurant.

    You realize you're going to have to clean out gross fish tank poop now, right?

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  11. Fish porn. *snort*

    I am familiar with this. It's crazy, lol.

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  12. lmao how flipping funny!!!

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  13. Dude. I didn't know fish DID THAT! WOW! LOL

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  14. Oh, the fish are getting some. I want some too! (Not from a fish!)

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  15. Are you sure they weren't fighting? I always thought that the female fish laid eggs and then the male fish went down and fertilized the eggs. Or often the male will release sperm into the water and hope that it finds the female fish. Perhaps you needn't have been disturbed...

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  16. ok wait...fish have sex? nuh-uh. do they? no way? wtf? i'm so confused and my science teacher would be ashamed of me. oh and...ew...

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  17. Eww, fish porn just sounds so very icky!

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    Have a lovely weekend.

    T
    x

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  18. Daaaamn, those fish were going at it for an hour? I guess they know how to have a good time then huh?

    You know you've hit a dry spell when you're jealous of fish .. Haha. Sounds like a fun tale though. <3 Thanks for sharing sweetheart!

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  19. You need to take a vacation to SC...;)

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  20. Ya know...you might just have to get a rabbit! worked for Samantha on Sex in the City...

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  21. OMG! What a dumbass I am! Did you know that I wasnt following you?? Im a nerd.

    Anyways - Just wait til those goldfish start giving you some fishy porn! LOL

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  22. Ha, nothing like animals fooling around to make you reflect on your own situation! I love the last line.

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  23. You have an award on my blog.

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  24. How funny! I've never seen that!

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  25. omg did you just say fishy porn? thats so funny, I mean the rest of it is not so pretty.. *winks* but the story has style, very nice style *winks winks*

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  26. I'm sure the fishies were just playing, right??
    Your daughter has you figured out now. Next time you're at the zoo, you may need to go get a pet monkey afterward ;)

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