Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Stinky Stuff, Wrinkles, Soccer and More

Last night, my mom, toots, me and my moms dogs were all sitting around watching the news. Toots started to cry and mumble something and both my mother and I looked at each other trying to figure out what that smell was and why toots was so angry. All of a sudden I realized that my two year old was crying and saying "mommy stinky, mommy stinky". My mom and I started laughing hysterically and at some point toots joined in. I really needed a laugh like that. It has been a while.

We have had a mediocre soccer season so far. We tied quite a few and lost the rest. I think we only won one game and it was one that I was sick for. The weather has been the reason for a few cancellations too and this next week will be our last game this fall. We are supposed to have snow, so I am guessing this one will be canceled too. Ugg, I so need the exercise. I guess I better figure out how to play indoor. Plus I always miss my girls during the off seasons.

My girlfriend and I have been complaining about feeling old lately, so we went and had a little wrinkle therapy done on Saturday. Ie... Dysport, a new kind of Botox. Now, I know I am not supposed to fess up to that kind of thing but what the hell. I like it. I am glad that I am now poor, or I would be a cosmetic whore and end up looking like Priscilla Presley.

My dad got dumped this weekend by a gal he met on Match.com and is really depressed, so Toots and I are going to dinner with him to try to cheer him up. This should be fun since I am going through a divorce and have only really laughed when my kid called me stinky. I am going to be a ball of fun. Oh well, it's nothing a bottle of wine won't cure.

I am hoping to go out with Mind this weekend. I always seem to laugh at her, I mean laugh when I am with her.

Just some random thoughts from the peanut gallery. Sorry to bore!

Have a good day everyone.


  1. Not a bore at all. Priscilla looks like a puppet now... woof!

  2. Glad you could laugh!! Laughing is much needed!!

  3. Nothing wrong with getting that done to your face, its just that I laugh when people deny it.

    Sorry to hear about the divorce and your dad. My poor dad has had horror stories on Match.com

  4. Ha ha. Thanks for the correction. And remember last time we went out I was laughing so hard I was crying? You know when I was pretending to be the FBI busting those youngins? Oh yeah, you just BARELY remember last time. ;)

    So why was mommy stinky?

  5. Sometimes randomness is required!! Hope you have fun with your Dad and with Mind! (For a second I thought you were talking about yourself...your mind! ;) )

  6. I would love to try Botox. And a whole bunch of other procedures that I can't afford.

  7. I'm all about the cosmetic procedures when the time is right.

    I was handbag shopping the other day and then I realized that the bag I want costs roughly abouth the amount of a tummy tuck.

    Fuck the purse! Mama needs a brand new tummy!

  8. Sure it works for some people, but my Ex sought me out on Match.com. Gives me hives now :)

  9. So was that cheaper than Botox or ???

    Keep the life moving sweetie, it helps. You're doing the right things.

  10. Chin up! And your daughter is quite the character. :) I agree with qtmama, you're doing the right things.