I don't expect anyone to actually read through this whole darn thing, but here it is.
1) I am a mom
2) I am a daughter
3) I am a friend to a lot of people
4) I have a lot of long term friends. 15 years+
5) I treat people that I don’t know with kindness
6) I have a great work ethic
7) I love the human body. All shapes and sizes
8) I love red wine
9) I love beer
10) I will not do shots
11) I am a student of life
12) I some times drink way too much
13) I did not have a great childhood
14) I have had a few one night stands
15) I don’t know if I have ever really been in love
16) I have been in lust more times than I can count
17) I have only lived in Colorado and Ohio
18) I have kissed a girl passionately
19) I am attracted to brains and power
20) I have been told that I have a great ass
21) I have competed in figure competitions
22) I have been at 6% body fat before
23) I am not even close to that now
24) I loved my grand mother more than life it’s self
25) I want more for my step sister than she is going to make of herself
26) I am not good in relationships
27) I play soccer
28) I exercise
29) I love sushi
30) I love Mexican food
31) I hate cooked carrots
32) I am anal (Virgo trait)
33) I am a smart ass when I am nervous
34) I love attention
35) Sometimes blogging makes me feel like I am back in High School
36) I care what other people think
37) I have fake breasts
38) I hate my nose
39) I am a control freak
40) I do not understand politics
41) I am not very religious
42) I am a sun worshiper
43) I color my hair and have since High School
44) I did not get stretch marks from having my baby
45) I HATED being pregnant
46) I am athletic
47) I have only been married once
48) I was 36 when I had my daughter
49) I have had an affair
50) I have been cheated on
51) I have tried pot 1 or 2 times and hated it
52) I have done 2 other drugs once and hated them
53) There is someone out there that wants me right now
54) I have a great family
55) I did not go to college
56) I have owned a BMW, Mercedes, Hummer, Audi, F150, Rav 4, Stealth, GLC, Explorer, Prelude, Eclipse, and a Camry.
57) I have a shopping addiction
58) I have no debt right now
59) I paid for my whole pregnancy out of pocket
60) I have no living grandparents
61) I have a huge, wonderful step family
62) I had a Harley for over 10 years
63) I wrecked 2 different Harleys
64) I am very street smart
65) I don’t get offended easily
66) I don’t trust many people
67) I had lived on my own since I was 17 until recently
68) I have had 4 significant, long term, relationships
69) I hate stupid people
70) I am very impatient
71) I love skittles, taffy, chew runts, licorice,
72) I don’t love all things chocolate
73) I get along with most people
74) I have grown up a million times over since I have had my daughter
75) I don’t talk to my daughters sperm donor
76) I don’t get child support
77) I don’t hate anyone
78) I am friends with most all of my ex’s or their family and friends
79) I don’t think before I speak
80) I would rather be on a beach then in the mountains (and I live in Colorado, go figure)
81) I have traveled quite a bit
82) I have dated 2 pro athletes
83) I have been to a game at Lambeau Stadium
84) I hate mouth noises
85) I will stab you if you crack your gum in front of me
86) I was close to first on the scene of a murder
87) I was close to first on the scene of a suicide
88) I took an EMT-B class
89) My dream job is to be a fireman/paramedic
90) I love men that are men
91) I love sexy women
92) I have penis envy
93) I have a deep fear of anything happening to my daughter
94) I love my life, even the stuff I am trying to fix
95) I like muscle
96) If I don’t write something down, I won’t remember it
97) I worked in the slimiest industry around
98) I had vanity plates that said 2ONRY4U
99) I was a BUD GIRL
100) I have posed for nude picture
101) I have been in 2 calendars
I have to write stuff down and even then, there's no guarantee it's gonna get done. LOL
ReplyDeleteI don't have any debt now either and I love it!!
how can you list 101 things and me not even get mentioned?
ReplyDeleteSheeeesh
Somewhere in there there was room for " I think Sage is funny and smart and sexy, and wonderful, and great and sexy and hot and beautiful and groovy and awesome and sexy and humble and if I have another child I hope its his"
Excellent list!
102) You will be treated to a sushi dinner by your friend Mindy. Pick a night. :)
ReplyDeleteUmmm Mindy that needs to be 103, I listed 102!
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous of #37. I"m right there with you on #12, 29, 30, & 18.
ReplyDelete#98 made me laugh out loud!
Calendars! Do you have copies?!(I want one!) lol
I'm number 53
ReplyDeleteHahaha! Danielle, this is great!
ReplyDelete@ SS - true, make that 103
ReplyDeleteAs for 104 - Serioulsy grammar challenged
And PLEASE clarify what you mean on #97!! I know what that means but *THEY* dont!
LOL, Mindy. #97 is the car buisness. I would think everyone knows that!!! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat is 97 then D? Did you work for a Demo-rat politician, that is what I thought you meant.
ReplyDeleteYou have fake boobies?!?! Im so jealous.
ReplyDeleteAnd you didnt get stretch marks from being pregnant??? WTH?
I dont know if we can be friends anymore.
OK- I still love ya..
But keep your stretch mark free belly away from mine if we're ever hanging out in bikinis.
what the blue zoo said. ;) i love lists like this. you can learn a lot about someone! i may copy you and post one of my own. if i can even think of that many things about myself!
ReplyDeleteI kinda drifted off after #37. Heh...
ReplyDeleteWow! You have had quite the life. I knew I liked you for so many reasons. (Even more the the 101 listed!) ;)
ReplyDeleteI read them all! Hell I could have written the ones about relationships. We so need to drink together.
ReplyDeleteBut now I have to go back and read your archives because I have questions!!!
Are you expanding on #18 for us? Good list. You didn't putter out somewhere in the sixties.
ReplyDeleteI read every single one and they were all great. I'm totally going to revisit this list with all my questions via email. We are so alike in so many ways and so different in others. So wonder we get along so well!
ReplyDeleteIn time, I will get past the fact that you owned a Hummer :)
ReplyDeleteI totally want to hear more about your figure skating years.
With all the sexy things, I misread number 32... :-P
ReplyDeleteWhich calendars? Which month were you? That's hot.
Hehe I love this list! Kudos doll on 58 & 59!
ReplyDeleteI love your list, I read it all ! You've lead a very interesting life !
ReplyDeleteha!! I think your list was interesting enough to keep peopla tuned it!:) some fun things!
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome, Danielle!! I learned some new things about you! ;) Makes me love ya even more. I read the whole list, thank you very much!
ReplyDeleteWow you are definitely fun and loving!
ReplyDeletewow you have a exciting life girl!!! love it
ReplyDeleteGreat list, letting us all get to know you better, sweet. Funny how many things you can have in common with a complete stranger.
ReplyDeleteWow, this must have been fun (and time consuming!) to write. Check you out dropping all the wild woman bombs at the end! Not many people can say they've been in 2 calendars - I'm impressed.
ReplyDeleteI think the fact that you were Bud Girl just made me love you some more. <3
ReplyDeleteI think I like you even more now...even though I still don't know you. Well, except for the part you get all stabby at gum noises. That may not pan out for our bloggy friendship.
ReplyDeletewe actually have quite a bit of your list in common. I do not have fake boobies which really pisses me off...cause I really want some. LOL
ReplyDeleteXOXO
You're smart ass only when you're nervous? Try being one all of the time. ;)
ReplyDeleteJust chuckling over here, more at the comments than your list. and you thought we wouldn't READ it.
ReplyDeleteFirst off- we have A LOT in common.
ReplyDeleteSecondly- NOW I finally catch that little tidbit about mtns vs beach. ;)
And thirdly- *note to self....don't crack gum*
Some of these are so boring to read, this was not one of them ;)
Awesome list. Thanks for sharing.
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Great list . . . 101 things takes some thought!
ReplyDelete:)
Ciao