I went to a funeral yesterday for my husbands 95 year old grandmother and I was tempted to climb in the coffin with her.
The minister was an Asian man with a lisp. He must have said "pwease pway wif me" a million times. It was all I could do to not bust out waffing. Over 1 hour of that wascally wabbit.
The little boy behind us was asleep in his grandma's arms and snoring sooo loud that I could barely hear it when he farted. That was fun.
At least 10 people in the pews were without teeth. I am not talking elderly people either.
I swear I was in Kentucky.
This post was not intended to offend any of the following: Asians, small boys with no body function control, denture wearers, or people from Kentucky.